The Sheriff and His Deputy
by elfin
The sheriff stared daggers across the office at his smirking deputy
perched on the edge of his desk, arms and ankles crossed in
insubordinate challenge.
"I'm not saying it."
"I am taking up residence here until you do."
"Sam...."
"I want to know!"
Gene Hunt paused in his pacing, frustrated, asking,
"Why?"
"Because it was important enough when you thought we were both about to
die!"
His pacing resumed.
"We didn't die. We're 'ere, alive. It's no longer
important."
"Until the next time?"
"What next time? Do you do this just to piss me off?"
"The next time we're both about to die. And no, I don't. I
do it to feel alive."
"I don't make a habit of getting bundled into the trunks of strange
cars at gunpoint, Sammy."
"You surprise me."
The sarcasm wasn't lost on Hunt, but as much as he wanted Sam just to
get bored and get out, he knew from painful experience that his DI
didn't give up that easily. Once Tyler had his teeth into
something he didn't let go. Like....
"What are those dogs with big teeth?"
The apparently random question at least caught Tyler off guard and he
frowned, obviously trying to follow the train of thought and
immediately de-railing.
"What?"
But the answer had already come to him. "Rottweilers!"
Actually, Sam was nothing like a rottweiler. More like a terrier.
"What are you talking about?"
Hunt didn't reply. Instead he closed his eyes and squeezed the
bridge of his nose hard, wincing at his own bad analogy and the
headache closing in like a speeding train. Definite lack of
alcohol in his parched bloodstream. It had been at least
twenty-four hours since he'd set foot inside a pub and that was
previously unheard of.
"Gene...."
Holding up one, hopefully silencing hand, he shook his head.
"Sam, look, I know you think I don't like you but you're wrong."
"I don't think you don't like me. I wouldn't have stuck around if
I thought that. I wouldn't care so much about what you have to
say to me now."
"Ray doesn't like you." But it was a low, cheap retaliating shot
and Gene knew Sam knew it.
"He loves me, he just doesn't know it."
Finally Hunt stopped pacing, took a step back and leaned against a
filing cabinet, setting the darts trophies on top rocking.
"Sometimes I think you rile me up just to get me to lash out at you so
you've got an excuse to hit back."
Sam was listening now, head cocked to one side like... like a Cocker
Spaniel.
What was going on in his brain with all the dogs suddenly?
"You don't need an excuse. I'll beat the crap out of you whenever
you want me to." He let the brief smile touch his lips before it
fell away again. "I mean… you just have to say if you need to let
off steam."
"Do I?" There was a definite underlying hint of suggestiveness to
Sam's tone, which Gene decided to ignore. It was too close to the
mark, too close maybe to what he really meant but absolutely wasn't
going to voice.
"You know... I wish I knew who the hell you are and where the hell
you've come from. I can't work you out and that drives me
nuts. So I end up feelin' like I'm banging my head against the
brick wall that you are, and then I end up banging you against a brick
wall because it makes me feel better."
He watched Sam's eyebrows rise half an inch.
"You've got the filthy mind of a Catholic Priest, Sammy-boy."
"Are you sure you mean...?"
"Shut up. You wanted to hear what I had to say so just listen for
once. You might have noticed I don't beat up the rest of
'em. You always take the first swing at me and...."
"Usually."
"Always."
"In the hospital...."
"Extenuating circumstances. As I was sayin', before I was rudely
interrupted yet again, you take a swing at me, I hit you back but you
just keep coming. It's not good, Sam. It's getting like
some bloody habit I can't break."
He glanced at Sam, hating the creeping feeling of vulnerability.
He wasn't good at what his wife used to refer to as 'fluffy
talk'. He wasn't good at laying himself on the line like
this. He'd rather stare down the hollow end of a shooter than
have this conversation with anyone, let alone his DI, but it had seemed
necessary, and easier while lying in the boot of a car with Sam's knee
in his stomach and squinting in the pin-points of sunlight piercing the
otherwise black space through the rusted boot lid.
He should have known they'd get out in one piece, and that Sam would
call him on his moment of weakness.
"Do you ever feel like the world's playing some bloody great joke on
you and you're the only one not seeing it?"
Sam laughed. And not just a chuckle. A giggle that quickly
erupted into full-blown hysteria. When he was apparently finally
able to suck in enough oxygen to speak, he managed to respond to what
had been a rhetorical question.
"You have absolutely no idea."
Gene didn't know what to do. He stared for a minute, then dropped
his face into his large hands.
"Why do I feel like you're not supposed to be here, not supposed to be…
with me? Why do I feel like I'm on borrowed time with you, Sam?"
The remnants of laughter died away and when he lifted his head Sam was
watching him, the same expression on his face Gene sometimes saw on Mrs
Hunt's on those increasingly rare occasions, just before she hugged him
and told him she loved him.
"I'm sorry."
Anger had always been his natural defence and he tried hard to stop it
from tearing out of him. "For what?"
"For not being who you want me to be."
Pressing his fingers into his eyes and his eyes into his skull to
relieve some of the tension in his head, Gene groaned softly in his
throat. What had he done to deserve this?
"It's not about that. You don't understand."
"Then explain it to me."
"What've I been doing for the last ten minutes?"
Sam's eyes widened in that way they did when he shook his head.
"I don't know." It wasn't surprise, it was that annoyingly
contagious expectation that everyone should live up to his own personal
standards, no matter how balmy they might be.
Straightening, Gene reached into the top drawer of the filing cabinet
behind him and lifted out a bottle of blended Scotch whiskey.
Unscrewing the top he didn't bother hunting around for a glass, just
took a swig and grimaced at the rough taste on his tongue and scolding
burn to his throat. He preferred Single Malt but this was his
back up bottle, on stand-by just in case he got caught out. It
had been in there for as long as he'd been working out of the building
- trust it to Sam to be the one to make him turn to it.
"Life was simple before you came along," he stated, half-referring to
the bottle in his hand although he knew Sam wouldn't get it. "The
rules were simple. Now 'alf the time I feel like I'm stumbling
around blindfolded and the other 'alf I feel like that's what I've been
doin' for my whole life! You've complicated things, Sam."
"If I could go home, I would, believe me."
"What does that mean?!" One hand clenched around the bottle, the
other curled into a fist, Gene stepped forward and immediately Sam drew
back to defend himself.
This wasn't what he wanted - another fight. Shaking his head,
Gene dropped to a crouch, knees cracking as they bent, bouncing on the
balls of his feet looking up with what he knew was pleading in his
expression and not caring just then. "I'm right, aren't I?
You don't belong 'ere. You keep goin' on about leavin' but you
can't. When you asked me if I could send you back...."
Sam glanced away. "Would you, if you could?"
With a heartfelt sigh, Gene pressed the heel of his hand against his
forehead. He wasn't sure he could answer that. "When I said
life was simple before you came, Sam, I didn't mean it isn't good now
you're here."
"Would you send me back?"
Hunt looked up, met the pebble-hard stare of his DI and nodded.
"If it was what you wanted. What else could I do? You don't
want to be here, no point in keepin' you, is there?"
~
The deputy watched the sheriff drop like the cowboy in a cheaply shot
bad death scene for a low-budget western.
"NO!"
God, no.
Not Gene. Not the one person who had dragged him kicking and
screaming into belonging in this place, in this time of mavericks and
lunatics.
Not Gene who'd spilled his soul in a long night of whiskey-fuelled
confession and frank admission, whose aftershave mixed with the smell
cigarette smoke and alcohol fumes had kept away the test card girl and
let Sam fall asleep with his head on one broad shoulder, to wake up
warm with a strong, possessive arm around him.
The anger that welled up inside him was like a whirlpool, sudden and
strong. He lashed out at the gunman standing behind him, reaching
back, grabbing his wrist and feeling only a cold flash of pain when the
bullet sank into his shoulder. It didn't stop him putting an
elbow in the shooter's face, taking him down.
Later he would have vague recollections of a blurred Chris and a
smirking Ray leaning over him. He imagined Gene telling him he
was a bloody idiot in a voice filled with pain. He dreamt of a
warm hand against his throat.
Then nothing but blessed black.
~
There was applause for the sheriff and his heroic deputy.
Dismissed from hospital ("It's just a flesh wound, Sir."), bound up in
bandages and Sam with his arm in a sling, they stood in the open doors
of A-Division's CID headquarters, shoulder to shoulder, high on
morphine and triumph.
It was lucky that Chris - in an uncharacteristic display of
intelligence and sense - had dismissed the idea of going straight to
the pub. A couple of pints and they'd both have been out cold on
the floor.
As it was, after a celebratory whiskey, Sam crashed out on Gene's sofa
while Gene went to talk his own chief through what had gone on.
By the time he got back to his office CID had emptied out - presumably
into the Railway Arms - and Sam's soft snoring was the only sound
except for the quiet voice on the radio. Gene switched that off,
dropped into his chair and crossed his ankles on the edge of his
paper-strewn desk. What was he always telling Sam? "Don't
give me anything to read," which seemed to translate into Hyde-speak as
'Please let me have copies of every document you can get your grubby
fingers on.'
Not that his DI's fingers were at all grubby - cleanest fingers in
Manchester, Sam Tyler's. How he managed it, Gene would never
know. Where he got some of his ideas from was an equally unsolved
mystery. If it were a crime, he'd have fitted some deserving,
low-life sod up for it by now and crossed it off the books.
But there was something about the lad, something that drew him in a way
he hadn't been drawn by anyone before. Like the other night, when
he'd had an argument with the wife. He'd gone to the pub, found
Sam sitting at the bar.
They'd got drunk, staggered back to Sam's pokey little flat and
collapsed out on the bed, squashed up next to each other necking cheap
red plonk straight from the bottle and talking about nothing at all.
Sam had fallen asleep with his head on Gene's shoulder and oddly he
hadn't minded - hadn't minded at all in fact, had put his arm around
Sam's shoulders, just to give them more room, and had fallen asleep
himself like that.
No big deal. But he knew it would have been if Ray had caught
them like that.
What did worry him was the way his dick reacted to Sam's physical
presence in a way it hadn't reacted to his wife's in years.
Now and again he'd felt it, rubbing up against the seam of his
trousers, and he'd looked around for the tits it had spotted and he
hadn't to find there weren't any. Just Sam, arm locked behind his
back, or fist bunched ready to punch back. So maybe there was
sommat exciting about getting a junior officer down on his knees in
front of him, or getting in his face close enough to feel his
breath. He'd never thought about it before, probably because Sam
was the first one to bring out this need for something unashamedly
physical.
He watched his DI shift on the uncomfortable, battered sofa. Not
that the camp bed in his flat was any more comfortable.
"Gene?" And since when had it become 'Gene' and not 'Guv'?
Why did he allow this man such incredible liberties?
"It's all right, Sam. Just the cogs, that's all." He
swallowed once. "Let's get you 'ome, ay? You can sleep it
off."
Sam nodded vaguely, still out of it from the mix of prescription drugs
and alcohol, and made a valiant attempt at standing up, hugging his
injured arm to him.
Gene caught him before he fell over. "I think I should probably
stay...."
"That was going to be my line, Sunbeam," he muttered under his breath,
glad when Sam swayed in his steadying hands - seeming not to hear
him. "I think we should get you home."
Sam took a step back and reached for Gene's arm when the rest of his
body started to tip sideways. "No... she'll come and
then.... I'm stayin' 'ere."
"Sam...." With a sigh, Gene wrapped one arm around his DI's
waist. He remembered Sam talking about 'her' the night he'd
stayed over after the argument with his wife. He had no idea who
'she' was, but Sam was frightened by her, and that didn't sit right
with what he knew about the lad. "Come on. She won't come,
not to tonight." Why did the best copper on his team have to be
ready for the nut house?
But Sam turned his head, looked straight at him, eyes bright and clear,
maybe too bright. "You don't believe me."
Gene could feel another headache coming on. His ribs ached where
the bullet had impacted the silver hip flask - one of a small
collection kept about his person - and he knew from past experience
he'd have a shiner of a bruise in the morning.
"She won't come if I'm there, will she?"
Sam shook his head once, certain when he stated, "No."
"Well then. Come on, stop being such a jessie."
~
The sheriff shifted on the bed, back against the wooden headboard,
socked feet bouncing to some tune only in his head (David Bowie he'd
decided after a couple of bars) his deputy wriggling against his
shoulder, vying for space.
"We need to find you a better place to live, Sammy-boy."
They were both drinking cheap whiskey from blue, thrift-store mugs with
cracked handles, sitting side by side as much as the cramped space
would allow them to - Sam's shoulder tucked into Gene's aching ribs.
"That would be like accepting I'm stuck 'ere," Sam muttered, finally
toeing his own shoes off.
"What's so wrong with that?"
He shook his head. "You wouldn't understand. But… it's
nothin' personal...."
"Well it bloody well feels like it! Ever since you got 'ere
you've been trying to leave. I know you don't think I give a
mouse's bum but I do."
"The phrase is a rat's arse."
"Rat's arse, mouse's bum, what difference does it make? I do like
you, Sam. You're a good bloke. And… and I like you. A
lot." Grabbing the half-empty bottle from the mattress, he filled
their mugs again.
It felt natural when Sam's head came to rest against his shoulder, as
it had done that previous night, to turn his chin into the short dark
hair. Sam smelt different than everyone else. There was
something… clean, almost sterile about him, under the soap and
shampoo. And there was something very disturbing about noticing
it.
"When you say a lot…."
Gene could hear the unspoken question in the way Sam trailed off, but
felt no tensing of the man sitting so close to him, nothing to say he
was uncomfortable with the unvoiced suggestion.
"Why do you give a rat's bottom?"
"Because it would be nice to feel loved by someone, even if it's just
for a night, even if it's just physical." Sam lifted his mug to
his mouth. "Even if it's you."
"What do you mean, even if it's me?"
Sam turned his head, using the point of Gene's shoulder as a pivot, all
unfocused eyes and affectionate smile.
Gene was more than a little surprised by his dick's interest.
This wasn't a fight, wasn't withheld violence. This was gentle,
deliberate.
"I'm a bloke, Sam." Why the hell was he stating the bleedin'
obvious? "You're a bloke."
"So?"
"So?!" What kind of question was that? "Is this what it's
like in Hyde? Men knobbing other men for kicks?"
Sam shrugged one shoulder, the one that was supporting the sling, and
nodded. "Amongst other things?"
"What? Like… animals?" He couldn't keep the disgust out of
his voice. Where the hell was Hyde anyway? Why did Sam
always make it sound like some foreign country?
But Sam was giggling. "No. I mean, for kicks amongst other
things."
"Like what?"
"Love. Need. Desire. Plain and simple lust. The
same reasons men knob women and women… knob other women with dildos."
Gene closed his eyes for a moment, feeling his rapidly hardening dick
rubbing against the seam of his trousers for the second time that
night. "You, Sam Tyler, are disgusting."
But Sam chose that moment to tip his head back on Gene's shoulder and
close his eyes. "I wouldn't tell a soul."
Gene swallowed, not actually sure he'd care right then if Sam shouted
it from the roof of the station. He dipped his shoulder, twisted
his neck and awkwardly covered his DI's parted lips with his own mouth.
God but Sam tasted good - whiskey, coffee, toothpaste and that same
unknown quantity Gene could smell in his hair. Responsive too,
something Gene hadn't experience in too long, he realised. He
pulled back, wanted to yell feral triumph at Sam's small, pained cry of
loss. Instead he downed the remainder of his drink in one
swallow, dropped the mug to the floor and reached for Sam again,
kissing him properly this time, pushing his tongue deep into the
welcoming mouth, sweeping along the base of his teeth, then licking the
underside of Sam's own tongue, bringing it back with him into his mouth
to suck on it.
He could feel long fingers clutching in his hair, short nails scraping
his scalp. Hard hands skimmed down his back to wrench his shirt
from his trousers and find flushed skin.
Gene moved over Sam, not relinquishing his mouth, taking the majority
of his own weight on one hand pressed to the mattress, mindful of their
injuries, while he pulled at the dark patterned shirt with his other
until his fingers brushed hot flesh.
Sam's one available hand
meanwhile was clawing into his ass through the worn material of his
pants as he squirmed like something trapped. Gene was about to tell him
to keep still when an explosion of sensation shot along the length of
his dick and wiped all conscious thought from his mind. All he could
feel was the hard steel length of Sam's cock thrusting slowly along his
own through too much cloth and he managed a moment of cohesion enough
to realise that Sam's scrabbling hand was an attempt to get rid of some
of the layers.
Gene arched his back, pushed the waistband of his
own trousers down as far as he could, felt Sam's fingers around his
dick and a second later felt the intensity of silky skin sliding
against his own, Sam's strong, knowing hand locking their dicks
together, creating a tight grip to slide through. Gene could feel the
edges of his mind turning fuzzy - like the static on the television
screen when it was too late even for the test card girl and her funny
little clown.
Only when Sam's tongue dove insistently between
his lips did he realise he'd lifted from the kiss, and he met Sam's
mouth willingly, groaning softly, swallowing every glorious sound of
sex that Sam made.
It couldn't last. It was too much, too long
since Gene had been with someone who seemed to want him so badly, and
he came, hard, yelling in pure, incredible ecstasy, stunned by the
intensity of it, by his own searing need.
Sam wasn't far behind, hand slick with Gene's cum, snatching a hard
kiss to apparently silence himself.
After a few long, deep breaths, Gene collapsed off to one side, one leg
falling between Sam's, one arm curving across his stomach.
"Good God, Sammy…. It's been a long time since I've felt like
that."
"Serious?"
He could barely think straight. "Dead serious." Fingers
combed through his hair, caressing his scalp. For one bizarre
moment he felt like purring.
"What about… your missus?"
Gene screwed his eyes shut for a second but he wasn't going to regret
this, not a chance. It had been too good, too bloody brilliant
for regrets. "Been a long while since she's grabbed at my dick
like you just did."
"Why?" Such an innocent question.
"What do you mean why?" He couldn't help but smile at the
expression on Sam's face - concern, hurt even, all just for him.
How long since someone had looked at him like that? "We've been
married a long time and I'm not exactly husband of the year, if you get
my drift."
"You have affairs?"
Gene laughed at the absurdity of the suggestion. "Who'd 'ave me?"
"I did. And I would again. I think you are… absolutely
gorgeous."
"Now I know you're drunk, Sammy-boy. Time to sleep it off.
Let's just hope you don't wake up with too many regrets, ay?"
"Not goin' to 'appen."
But his eyes were already closing; breath turning to soft snores.
A couple of minutes later he turned onto his side and snuggled into
Gene, who couldn't resist. Who was to see him cuddling his very
male DI? Who was to see him drop a kiss into the short dark hair
before resting his cheek against the crown of his head and closing his
own eyes?
The deputy slept through the night, protected from the bad thing in his
head by his sheriff.
Fin
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